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Monday, May 20, 2013

'Tanning Mom' Video Drops

Notorious Nutley psuedo-celeb music video online now.

Patricia Krentcil, infamously known as Tanning Mom, is the star of what TMZ has termed "Quite Possibly the worst video ever recorded." Krentcil recorded her debut rap single, which opens with the tantalizing salvo "It's tan mom, b----," at a New York recording studio in late April. Now the song is available, in full, for public consumption, along with a promotional music video.  The song prominently features a recording technique popularly known as "autotune" first popularized by recording artist Cher in the hit song "Believe" wherein a human voice is digitally processed to keep it on key.  The song's lyrics are largely composed of boasts, with Krentcil favorably comparing herself to Octomom and "teen mom." In the video, Krentcil appears …

Monday, May 13, 2013

Report: Lauryn Hill to Perform Tuesday in Brooklyn

South Orange resident to sing, rap in concert featuring her new song, "Neurotic Society Compulsory Mix," at Music Hall of Williamsburg.

Singer, songwriter Lauryn Hill, the South Orange resident and former Fugee who must soon surrender for a three-month prison term for failing to pay taxes on $2.3 million in income over a five-year span, will perform Tuesday, May 14 in Brooklyn, a published report Monday said. Hill, who was sentenced on Monday, May 6 for tax evasion, will sing and rap at the Music Hall of Williamsburg, according to the NJ.com report. Tickets to the show are $85 in advance and $100 at the door, the report said, and VIP “meet and greet” passes may be purchased for $200. The NJ.com report said Hill took to Twitter to give her rationale for scheduling a last-minute show – citing an opportunity to perform "Neurotic Society Compulsory Mix," her recently released …

'Tanning Mom' To Appear in Gay Porn

The curiously hued Nutley resident continues to make headlines.

Sources close to “Tanning Mom” Patricia Krentcil told celebrity gossip site TMZ that the Nutley woman would be featured in a soon-to-be released gay porn film. The sources then qualified the revelation: Krentcil would be working fully clothed and she won’t partake in any sexual activities. The 45-year-old mother will get $1,000 for the cameo role, sources said. Earlier this year, the mother of five recorded her debut rap single at a New York recording studio and posed topless on a Jersey Shore beach. Krentcil's infamy began in April 2012 when school officials noticed burns on her daughter's leg and reported the injuries to authorities. Following an investigation, Krentcil was arrested later that month. The relatively outlandish nature of …

Friday, April 26, 2013

Catholic Musician Performs at St. Peter’s Friday

Jesse Manibusan brings his upbeat religious music to Belleville this week.

Internationally-acclaimed musician and evangelist Jesse Manibusan will be giving a concert at St. Peter’s Roman Catholic Church on Friday, April 26 at the St. Peter’s School Auditorium at 152 William Street in Belleville.  Entrance for the concert will be free. Mr. Manibusan is originally from the Island of Guam but now lives in California. Often spotted wearing a smiley face shirt over his ample frame, he travels the world with his unique mix of, humor, music and preaching.  Food and drink will be served at a concession stand with proceeds benefiting the efforts of youth from the parish wishing to participate in the World Youth Day to be held with Pope Francis in Rio de Janeiro in July. For more information, please call St. Peter’s Church…

Ivan Sciberras

5:57 pm on Thursday, April 25, 2013

This promises to be a great concert. Hoping you can all join us tomorrow at 7:30PM at St. Peter's!   more ›

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Taste of Belleville and More This Weekend

Looking for something to do in Belleville, Nutley and beyond? We've got more than a few choices.

Nutley Old Guard Meeting Today, 9 a.m. 44 Park Ave., Nutley FREE The Old Guard meets weekly at the Frank A. Cocchiola Parks Building. New members always welcomed.  Belleville Senior Citizens Friday Club Today, 12:30 p.m. Franklin Avenue and Mill Street Belleville FREE Taste of Belleville Today, 6:30 p.m. Belleville Township Public Library & Information Center 221 Washington Ave., Belleville $20 Taste specialties from over 25 local restaurants in a beautiful setting with music. Hank Greenberg Lunch Program Today, noon Yogi Berra Museum & Learning Center 1 Normal Ave., Montclair $20 Lunch program examining the life and legacy of Hank Greenberg, baseball's first Jewish superstar, with award-winning film director, Steve Greenberg, son of Hank…

Monday, April 22, 2013

Lauryn Hill Sentencing Postponed

Multiple Grammy winner's sentencing adjourned to May 6. Singer did not pay taxes on three years' worth of earnings.

Sentencing in the federal tax evasion case against singer Lauryn Hill, who rose to fame as part of The Fugees and for her 1998 solo album, The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, was adjourned Monday until May 6 after a dispute arose over how much she actually owes.  The 37-year-old singer and South Orange resident pleaded guilty in June 2012 to failing to pay taxes on $1.8 million in income earned in 2005, 2006 and 2007. The eight-time Grammy winner earned most of that income from music and film royalties and also owned at least four businesses.   Sitting in Newark federal court, Judge Madeline Cox Arleo took Hill to task for failing to pay off the more than $500,000 in federal taxes she owes despite earlier promises to do so before her …

Jason

9:47 am on Monday, April 29, 2013

Does this mean that Lauryn is in fact a "Teapartier"..just sayin..LOL   more ›

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Little Theatre Auditioning Actors This Weekend

Theater casting for "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change."

Got a song in your heart and a spring in your step? The Little Theatre will hold auditions for the musical "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change" this weekend. Written and composed, respectively, by Joe DiPietro and Jimmy Roberts, the Little Theater are describing the play as a "rollicking revue that takes a hilarious and tuneful joyride through the dizzying spectrum of modern male-female relationships from dating to married life." According to the theater's website, audition are on Sunday and Monday, April 14 and 15 at 7:30 p.m.at the Nutley Little Theatre Barn, 47 Erie Place. The theater says there are roles available for three men and three women, ages 25 thru 45. They are seeking versatile singing actors adept at playing multiple …

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Gerard Way Explains My Chemical Romance Breakup

Belleville High School graduate explains the dissolution of beloved emo band.

It took the liberation of a trapped bird for Gerard Way to accept that the 12-year stint of his mega-successful alternative rock band My Chemical Romance was over. Writing in a long and elusive essay on twitlonger, the Belleville High School graduate explained to fans that “there was no divorce, argument, failure, accident, villain, or knife in the back” that precipitate the break up that “ had been quietly in the works.” Instead, the end of the band was seemingly precipitated by Way’s feeling during an Asbury Park performance that felt unpleasantly disassociated from his music.   The band’s breakup on Friday via a brief statement on their official website followed four acclaimed and high selling records and a string of modern rock radio …

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

'Price is Right' Coming to NJPAC in May

Popular game show offers prizes ranging from cash to cars

One of the most popular game shows of all time is coming to the New Jersey Performing Arts Center in a few months. The Price is Right, Live!, which allows contestants to compete for vacations, cash, appliances and cars by playing games of chance like Plinko, Cliffhangers and the Big Wheel, will be broadcast from the center May 26. Tickets, including VIP packages for premium seats, are still available. Contestants must be at least 18 years old. Online registration is required. To register or for more information, click here.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Exhibit A Retrospective on Philip Roth's Life

Photographic chronicle of a Newark literary great now on display at library's main branch

To mark the 80th birthday of Philip Roth, the famed Newark novelist whose upbringing in Weequahic serves as the backdrop to many of his works, the Newark Public Library has launched an exhibition of photos taken throughout his life. “Philip Roth: An Exhibit of Photos from a Lifetime” will be in view through Aug. 31 on the second-floor gallery of the main branch at 5 Washington St. The exhibit is free  and open during regular library hours:  Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday: 9 am to 5:30 pm; and Wednesday: 9 am to 8:30 pm. This exhibit is comprised of photographs from Roth’s own collections, most never before seen by the public, along with images from the Library’s Charles F. Cummings New Jersey Information Center, curated by …

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